INTRODUCING THE LAVENDER HILLBILLIES BAND
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Joany - Mandolin, Vocals. She was only the spud farmer's daughter But she... |
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Gus - Double Bass. Formerly a member of The Lost T-Shirts of Atlantis, Gus is still only a bass player. Buy him a beer, cheer him up a bit. It's only taken him 12 months to recover from the broken clavicle, but now he can return to playing a Double Bass instead of Bass Guitar! |
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John - Banjo, Vocals. Or John "Ban Jovi". Words are not enough. *sigh* |
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Liza - Ukulele, French Horn, Whistles, Vocals.
Liza is a dynamic figure often seen scaling high walls. In her spare time she enjoys Extreme Baking, Bach and speaking 'Strine. She would one day like to go hang-gliding. In the meantime, she busies herself with ukulele, horn and whistles. |
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Josh - Guitar, Harmonica, Vocals.
Josh loves Holly, Florence and Johnny Cash. |
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Laurence - Piano, Accordian, Vocals.
Laurence is a veritable wizard on "the ol' Ivories". Although they aren't actually Ivory, that would be really un-cool. They're plastic. |
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Alice - Percussion, Xylophone, Stylophone, Vocals.
Bang, bang, bang, tap, tap, tappity tap. Doink. Rattle. Doink! |






